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I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
Sedaris (via whatanoddremark)
What I subconsciously think about any good relationship in my life
It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
Albert Camus. (via quotedojo)
When I’m at dinner with my married friends they’re planning double dates with each other

myfriendsaremarried:

and I’m like…
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defisi:

:DDD on We Heart It.

defisi:

:DDD on We Heart It.

pongo-spotterofmannipples:

Louis CK
hqlines:

~ Kurt Vonnegut

hqlines:

~ Kurt Vonnegut