I haven’t the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.
|—||Sedaris (via whatanoddremark)|
What I subconsciously think about any good relationship in my life
It’s a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.
|—||Albert Camus. (via quotedojo)|
When I’m at dinner with my married friends they’re planning double dates with each other
and I’m like…
~ Kurt Vonnegut